"Polycrisis" (parody of "Yakko's World")
Written by lichenaut in October 2024
Climate change, overshoot, superstorms, ice melting, peak oil, fresh water loss
Carbon air, too much rain, lack of rain, soil loss, mass fires, rare minerals
Diseases, wet bulb sweat, coral reefs, acidi-fication, phytoplankton
Nuclear, sanctioned, invasion, aggression, M-I-C, eternal war
Mental health, unstable temper-tures, geoen-gineering, nuclear boom
No health care, mass farming, monogene, water cy-cle collapse, economy
Biodi-versity, ecolo-gical loss, hackers and pollinators
Pollution, endocrine disruptors, psycholo-gical loss, carcinogens
More inva-sive species, more defor-estation, more plastics, radiation
Emission, broken pledge, tragedy of commons, food crises, sweltering heat
Migration and xenophobia, repression, inflation, the bubble pops
Stochastic, mass shooting, new black swan, enshittification, car reliance
P-O-C, slavery, P-I-C, extraction, illicit, unemployment
Vi-lence monopoly, this is my property, short-sighted, public trading
Oppression, ownership, subsidize, garbage patch, exergy, rate of return
Recycle, greenwashing, optics and apathy, attention, buy and consume
Shareholder, hopium, copium, mass indoctrination, jet stream suspense
Opium, overdose, suicide, fascistic, super rich, AMOC collapse
Disasters, tariffs and, supply lines, financialization, fertility
Pesticides, blue ocean, sand-copper, positive feedback loop, Venus today
